The state of the world will get far worse before the end comes, and in the meantime Richie Angel is here to give you a recap on the Utah state convention. Triggered by Kanye and Chance’s departures from Leftist groupthink, their fans aren’t sure how to handle a fundamental disagreement with their heroes. To properly contextualize the situation, Richie outlines a major disagreement he has with an icon of the American Right, Thomas Jefferson, and why that doesn’t detract from Jefferson’s overall significance. Finally, what kind of scumbag spoils Infinity War? There may be a duel in order.